On running away with celebrities…
I think 98% of celebrities are stupid, untalented, or otherwise not worthy of the space that they inhabit. (I’m talking to you Brandon Davis, you may barely make the D-list but you’re still famous. Yes, it’s called being a D-lister when you’re regularly denied admission into clubs. Fail.)
Given this fantastic outlook there are very few celebrities that I actually like. However, I invite the following celebrities to show up at my door any day. If you do I will gladly run away with you.
1. Johnny Depp: This is a man that is full of talent. I should know, I have made it one of my many life missions to see every movie he has been in. If anyone is wondering what my progress is on that I have seen: Pirates of the Caribbean (all three), Public Enemies (not my favorite), his Spongebob episode, Sweeney Todd, Corpse Bride, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder is much better for that role), Finding Neverland, Secret Window, From Hell, Blow, Chocolat, Sleepy Hollow, Donnie Brasco, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Benny and Joon, Edward Scissorhands, and A Nightmare on Elm Street. For those of you unfamiliar with Johnny Depp’s filmography there are a lot more.
So why Johnny Depp? Anyone can tell from his roles that he is not afraid to challenge society; he’s eccentric. (I don’t want to brag, but I was voted most eccentric in middle school. So the two of us have something in common already.) Let’s not forget that he likes to punch paparazzi who take photos of his children. As a general rule I am OK with paparazzi, but when they go against the actors wishes to keep away from his family that’s wrong. Friggen’ stalkers.
2. Meryl Streep: What isn’t she fantastic in? This is another artist with some serious talent. I even have ideas to make one of my posts about The Devil Wears Prada. (Anyone who knows me with any leve
l of intimacy will know that the reason for making a post about such a movie is the fact that it proves there’s a major problem in the perception of woman in society.
Oh, and let’s not forget that this woman has a knock out voice, a great sense of style, and is an absolutely gorgeous woman.
If you’re looking for a Meryl Streep movie to watch I recommend the following: Out of Africa, The Devil Wears Prada (even men can appreciate it), and Mamma Mia (if you can’t go see it on broadway.) If you want a cartoon AND Meryl Streep don’t worry it’s possible. You can hear her her in The Ant Bully, The Simpsons, and King of the Hill.
3. Al Pacino: He’s had a few misses in his career (88 Minutes comes to mind), but for the most part he chooses movies that suit his talents. Don’t believe me? Here’s a quote from IMDB “Won Oscar. Another 27 wins and 37 nominations.”
Al Pacino has a fascinating story. The Godfather really launched his career, but he almost didn’t get the role. Coming in at only 5’7 he was almost not offered the role for his height! (His co-star Diane Keaton was also 5’7, making him look even smaller.) I think everyone is glad that someone fought for Al Pacino, he made that movie and it made him one of the most successful actors ever.
So, what do I consider to be some of his best work? The Godfather I and II, Scent of a Woman, Devil’s Advocate, and Donnie Brasco. Unfortunately I consider the following movies flops; 88 Minutes and S1m0ne. On the last one it’s important to note that it’s not just the numbers in the name that annoy me, but I’m not even sure that movie had any logic behind it at all.
4. Tyra Banks: Congratulate the first, and only, non-actor to make the list. Although I don’t agree with everything 
that Tyra Banks has ever done she is trying. The ‘short’ season of America’s Next Top Model proves that she is at least attempting to break some conventions about the standard of beauty. Unfortunately, and this probably isn’t her fault, the models still had to look tall.
Plus her show isn’t just day time trash. It tackles real issues. She’s an Oprah not a Maury.
So, Tyra Banks has made this list because she tells every single woman that they’re beautiful and she supports protecting every single woman, and she encourages them to stand up for themselves. Got an abusive boyfriend? Tyra will tell you to get out, and she’ll also tell you that she went through the same thing. So, thanks Tyra.
Also, I’m a tad pissed off that when I typed in “Tyra Banks” google decided to suggest “Tyra Banks breasts.” Thanks for almost proving a point google.
5. Anne Hathaway: She’s young, goregous, and full of talent. Compared to my other three acting choices her filmography is weak, but she is the youngest actor as well so she has plenty of time to build up her career. Although she was in a short-lived series her first real break was The Princess Diaries based on the books by Meg Cabot.
She’s been in some legendary movies (Brokeback Mountain), as well as another movie I’ve already mentioned The Devil Wears Prada.
So, what am looking forward to seeing her in? Alice in Wonderland. I’d like to point out there are a few interesting points about this. 1. Johnny Depp is also in this movie. 2. As I’m typing this my teacher recommended that we read the book to understand the connection between math and reality. (The class is Foundations of Western Political Theory.) I also need to watch Get Smart one of these days.
Moral of this post: Brandon Davis is a D-list celebrity at best, Johnny Depp and I are both eccentric, The Devil Wears Prada is a matter of gender issues, I like crime movies, Tyra Banks boosts girl’s esteem, and Anne Hathaway is gorgeous.
